• If you're not crying tears of blood are you even a writer? This white ceramic mug is the perfect gift for anyone suffering from poor reviews, writer's block or an overly sarcastic editor.
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If you're not crying tears of blood ceramic mug

If you're not crying tears of blood ceramic mug

$12.50 USD
$12.50 USD
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What makes someone a real writer? Is it when you get your first rejection slip? When you're first published? When you make the New York Times bestseller list? The moment you first put pen to paper?

Of course not!

As every real writer knows, writing is all about crying tears of blood.

Did your computer eat your last 50 000 words? Someone else snag your inspired title? One star review of the book that took you five years to write? Editor left a sarcastic comment about your misuse of commas? Your mom marked your book DNF on Goodreads? Then this is the mug for you.

You are a misunderstood genius and it's time the world appreciated that. Let everyone know how much you're suffering for your art with this ceramic mug. Perfect for your morning cup of tea, or your fifth cup of coffee as you strive to meet a self-inflicted deadline (who decided an Amazon preorder was a good idea?).

Silence feelings of self-doubt and imposter syndrome every time you take a sip, with this mug--guaranteed to make you feel like a real author.

The boring stuff:
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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